Dearest Future Readers,
Have you ever wondered what truths lurk behind Sorry-in-the-Vale’s Cotswold stone façade?
Why are the sheep so entitled? What could possess anybody to let those ruffians from the cricket team out of the cage where they belong? Who are the lords of the manor?
Well, look no further. The Nosy Parker has your answers. (Or, will have them. Very soon.)
Here, our fearless investigative team plans to uncover all there is to know about Sorry-in-the-Vale and deliver it right to your children. And to you as well, if you so care to know.
This site will serve as a digital companion to the print version of The Nosy Parker. Couldn’t get a copy yesterday? Don’t have a kid to sneak one out for you? Fear no more. You can get all the scoops straight from your old, slow desktop computer.
So sit back and enjoy your cup of tea, but don’t fall asleep.
The truth is coming your way.
- Written by Kami Glass, The Nosy Parker Editor in Chief.
Now how cool is that?