|Lord of the Rings/Holes/Bridge to Terebithia Fans:||OUR MOVIE IS PERFECT.|
|Harry Potter/Twilight/Chronicles of Narnia/Hunger Games Fans:||They cut out a few parts, but we'll live.|
|Percy Jackson/Inheritance Cycle Fans:||I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.|
|Avatar /Dark is Rising fans:||THERE WAS NEVER A MOVIE, GET IT? NEVER!!|
- captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants said:My boyfriend took my copies of your books and hid them so I'd read the Divergent series, but I really have a book craving for Shades of Earth right now and am not interested in Divergent. What do I doooooooo?
Kick him till he gives you the books you want. This is a generally good way to treat all the people in your life, really.
- roselerner said:Dear Man, Sometimes when I'm walking down the street and my face happens to be in repose, men will request or, in extreme cases, order me to smile. Why is this? Should I oblige them? Yours, &c., A Woman With A Naturally Solemn Face
Dear Naturally Solemn,
We all know that it is impossible that you could be thinking of something other than the man before you as you walk down the...
I am struck occasionally, usually while snuggling the cat, with our faith in domestication.
The cat is a small, ferocious predator, twelve pounds...”
- “I wrote a book. It sucked. I wrote nine more books. They sucked, too. Meanwhile, I read every single thing I could find on publishing and writing,...”
Jared bowed his head in acknowledgment as all the dinner guests raised their glasses. Then he played a game with himself where he glanced at every...”
- So, Supernatural, I love you and all, but...
…Nick and Alan Ryves did it first, and they did it so much better.