A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF REASONS YOU SHOULD BE READING THE TURN OF THE STORY
AN INTRODUCTION: So once upon a time a very cool author named Sarah Rees Brennan wrote The Demon’s Lexicon, which I read and loved. And then she wrote sequels, which I read and loved. And then she wrote Unspoken, which I read and loved. And then I was like PERHAPS THIS IS A SIGNIFICANT PATTERN so I proceeded to devour everything she’d ever written, with a single solitary exception. “It’s a serial,” I said. “It’s incomplete,” I said. “I’ll read it after I finally get my hands on Team Human,” I said.
HAHA WELL THE JOKE WAS ON ME, I COULD HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR THE LAST HALF YEAR!!!!
NOT AT ALLCOMPREHENSIVE LIST OF REASONS YOU SHOULD BE READING THE TURN OF THE STORY, IN THE FORM OF BLOCKQUOTES.
"I will not be lectured on my fashion choices by a pair of fetish gear enthusiasts.”
Likes: Diplomacy, Serene, the Sex Pistols
Dislikes: Luke Sunborn
Skills: Gross insubordination, bad luck, being able to antagonize everyone in a hundred meter distance mostly just by breathing
Notes: He is probably going to grow up to look like this, I swear, his awkward puberty phase is one year long and then suddenly everyone wants to tap that. Fourteen year old me would have wanted to tap that. Elliot is going to take over the world and he is going to believe it’s because he is really smart, but mostly it’s going to be because his enemies will want to tap that.
“I know it’s natural and everything, but don’t you think it looks weird if a man has hair anywhere but on his head? I mean, can they not be bothered to put in the time and effort to look good?”
Likes: The glorious heat of battle
Secondary skills: Genius stone cold warrior queen, PERFECTION INCARNATE, could probably solve a sudoku puzzle in ten seconds flat
“You know what would be amazing?” Luke said. “If we were kidnapped, bound and gagged—the gagged bit is really important—and put to death by brigands like right now. Right now. Brigands!”
Hair: ♥♥♥Sun-kissed gold♥♥♥
Likes: Dubiously masochistic friendships
Skills: Disney princess
Misc: Chesra and I once had a message exchange 50% of which mostly just involved us capslocking LUKE SUNBORN!!!!!!!!!! at each other so
Oh Luke, everybody’s baby. ;) Aw, this is so kind! I am so pleased to see people enjoying and I always love to see what quotes people like best. And I have now added a next chapter link to chapter five, thank you for pointing out the need for a fix!