Why are boys such a nuisance?” Angela wanted to know.
“It’s hard to say,” Kami answered. “I put it down to my irresistable charm and sparkling wit and try to move on. Though the heap of suitors at my feet makes moving difficult.” She made the straw in her drink walk across the bar, tripping over suitors that were actually cardboard coasters.
Angela raised a perfect eyebrow. “Sparkling wit?”
“Don’t feel bad, Angela,” Kami said. “You know guys only want one thing. Repartee. I can’t count how many times men have admired my well-turned phrases. The shallow jerks.
Sarah Rees Brennan, Unspoken (via ineptshieldmaid)
Oh oh girl, look at that banter. (She works out.) (The perfect phrasing, that is.)