Linette Owens’ first words to Edmund Herondale
Vampires, Scones, and Edmund Herondale (via omijesus)
Ah, romance. ;)
So when I see a website like this, I can’t resist. I go right over there and start playing with it to see what happens.
I stuck a chunk of one of the Young Wizards books into it, and it told me I write like Daniel Defoe.
I then stuck in a piece of fanfic I’ve done, and it told me I write like H. P. Lovecraft.
First page of the Unfinished Novel of the Damned: Robert Louis Stevenson (period-appropriate! one of the heroine’s favorite authors!).
Chunk of Hannibal recap: Stephen King. Program may be sentient.
Page from my diary: Cory Doctorow. (I have never read Cory Doctorow.)
Garden-variety blog post (the one about the Kindle Worlds announcement): H.P. Lovecraft…?
I put in the first chapter of Untold, and it told me I write like L. Frank Baum.
Must delete Munchkins…
- Tessa: I'm ready to die for Will. I'm ready to die for Jem. I want to protect the people I love, no matter what may happen to me.
- Fangirls: You're a stupid whore, please go fuck yourself or better die.
- Sebastian: I've killed Max, almost killed Isabelle, I tried to kill Jace, I tried to strangle Alec, I tried to rape Clary, I want to burn down the world. Oh, did I mention that I'm into incest and I'm a homophobic piece of shit?
- Fangirls: OMG SEBBY I LOVE YOU YOU PRECIOUS MISUNDERSTOOD SOUL.